Candle Factory Company, submitted by Dustin. With all the dot-coms crashing and burning faster than a Kennedy cruising around in a hot rod after happy hour, it's good to see that a few online businesses manage to stay afloat thanks to their easy-to-navigate sites, pleasing color schemes, and essential service. With that out of the way, I can't imagine why Candle Factory Company is still around.

INTERNET INSTRUCTIONS:(FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NEW TO THE INTERNET, PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING - FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NOT - YOU SHOULD NOT EVEN BE READING THIS PART BECAUSE YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE STOPPED AT"FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NEW TO THE INTERNET"):WHENEVER YOU SEE A WORD OR GROUP OF WORDS THAT AREUNDERLINED IN BLUE - YOU CAN CLICK ON THEM AND THEY WILL TAKE YOU ON A TRIP (HYPER LINK) TO THAT PLACE ON THE SAME PAGE BUT DIFFERENT LOCATION OR A DIFFERENT PAGE. PLEASE USE THESE ON NOT ONLY THIS WEB SITE BUT OTHERS AS WELL AS IT WILL MAKE YOUR EXPERIENCE ON THE SITES MORE ENJOYABLE. THIS IS DEDICATED TO THOSE OF YOU NEW TO WEB SITES, WEB TV OR THE INTERNET - MAY ALL YOUR EXPERIENCES BE AS FUNNY AS THIS ONE WILL BE. READ ON AND ENJOY! OH, BY THE WAY (BTW) PURPLE UNDERLINED WORDS MEANS YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN TO THAT LINK!.

I think it's going to take a lot more than that to explain how the hell to get around this site. Prepare for a rainbow enema assult, folks.

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