The Amusement Films Homepage, submitted by 7thSwordzman. Producers of some of the WORST films ever made. Ever hear of "The Adventures Of El Frenetico & Go-Girl!" or "The Girls From H.A.R.M."? After reading this page, you'll understand why.

I ACTUALLY had a meeting with FOX almost two years ago about doing an El Frenetico series. Now they're coming out with this piece of junk! Did they steal my idea? No, but did El Frenetico influence that show? You better believe it! Am I just bitter???? Let them know you're bitter too! Write FOX and tell them you'd rather see a drunk superhero instead of that syrupy-sweet-Power-Ranger- lessons krap! I'm sure they'll listen!

Yeah, I bet they'll listen just long enough to call security and have you beaten to death with a rake. Make sure to check out one of the WORST Flash games ever made, "Ghouls, Girls And A Go-Go," which was apparently created on a dare or as a 5th grade science project.

PS: There's a guestbook you can sign, but after viewing the neon blue background with neon red text, you won't be able to recognize it.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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