The Land of Nod, submitted by Joshua. Man obsessed with neon green has a garish website dedicated to rendering females unconscious through "chloroform, sleeping gas, or knockout drugs" and then spanking his little Nod until the job's done. Man, and I thought my lesbian foot fetish was weird. For a sample of the insanity, take a brief look at his updates page:
7/31/98 - Added one pic to "Gassed Females" and one pic to "Gassed Males".
7/30/98 - Added two pics to "Gassed Females" and one pic to "Gassed Males".
7/29/98 - Added two collages to "Gassed Males" and three collages to "Gassed Females". Also fixed that crossed link in "Chloroformed Males" (why didn'tcha *say* something..?)
7/26/98 - Added one collage to "Chloroformed Females", two collages to "Gassed Females" and four collages to "Gassed Males".
Uh... yeah. Nothing more erotic than a person sleeping.
PS: There's a guestbook you can sign, detailing how you too are attracted to people who have been chloroformed, but you might run the fear of pressing the wrong button and have sleep gas come from your computer. That's the risk you take.
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