The Giant Rampaging Furries Page, submitted by slipped0. I used to say that there's nothing more erotic than humanoid-shaped animals. Then I started saying that there's nothing more erotic than giant humanoid-shaped animals. Then I began to say there's nothing more erotic than giant naked humanoid-shaped animals. Then I would say there's nothing more erotic than giant naked humanoid-shaped animals that are killing hundreds of tiny naked humanoid-shaped animals. Thank God the Internet is here to satiate even the most retarded and moronic of fetishes!
MMmmm... Breakfast in bed!
Not only is breakfast the most important meal of the day,
but those little guys don't wear as many clothes to bed!
Easier to chew! Less flossing!
How erotic! I wish a giant naked rampaging humanoid-shaped animal would murder me! I'd probably orgasm at least a hundred times while he's crushing me to death between his teeth! Once again, let us all thank the Internet for not only allowing things like this to exist, but actually encouraging them and uniting together all the messed up freakjobs who would normally only meet inside prison! Thank you very much, Internet!
PS: Don't miss the "Adult Art Page," which features giant naked humanoid-shaped animals masturbating with city buses and trains. Hubba hubba!
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