The Great Kat, submitted by Me. Now here's a site worth seeing! The Great Kat combines the thrash metal guitar of Whitesnake, the classical stylings of Bach, and the sex appeal of Dee Schnider all into one fantastic package. It's more metal than one person can handle, like overdosing on Iron pills or getting bludgeoned with cold, hard steel.
At 15 years old, The Great Kat was accepted to the prestigious Juilliard School of Music in New York City. Kat has won numerous famous competitions in Classical Music, including "The Artists International Competition," "The Robert Hufstader Award" and "The Great Neck Competition." Kat also toured as a violin soloist in Mexico, the U.S. and Europe.
And wouldn't they be proud of her now! She's barely changed, except for the blood vomiting and S&M getup she wears. She's got so much metal in her, you might accidentally mistake her for a robot. But don't be fooled, she is actually made of pasty white flesh and shows plenty of it off, whether you wanna see or not. Be sure to check out some "Hot pictures", and also don't forget to sign that guestbook!
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I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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