FARK, submitted by Drew. HOLY CRAP A COLLECTION OF LINKS WITH A ONE SENTENCE DESCRIPTION?! THAT MUST TAKE YOU ALL DAY TO DO! Updating like clockwork, this painfully designed site vomits out another series of links to "interesting news", "crazy crap", and "boobies" every single goddamn day. Sure, that's lazy and bad enough, but then you read the kind of comments that the people who visit their site leave about each article and you really want to just explode the universe somehow. Don't believe me? Take a look:

01-20-02 02:01:48 PM Frankee-Frank-Frank

Thanks to all who replied before just thought I would get even more help in an (almost) boobies! post. Thank You.

ATTENTION: MATH HELP NEEDED!!!!!

I got this problem, 3 people are in a tower, their weights are 90, 135, and 165. They have a pulley system and a 75 bound weight. How do they all get to the ground safely?? If the weight difference is greater than 15 lbs., someone will get hurt.

TAHNK YOU IN ADVANCE!!!!!!!

Well, isn't that wonderful. FARK is probably the most mind-numbingly dull and useless site I can imagine that caters to a pack of dullards with the inability to see the same links posted at Yahoo News. Are they invisible? Is Yahoo posting stealth links? Is Wil Wheaton cloaking them with the help of the Klingons? Also, your Photoshop efforts suck you damn cretins.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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