Something Awful, submitted by Lowtax. This site stinks and isn't funny and all its writers suck! This site truly is "Something Awful"! Ha ha! We don't get that insult at least 50 times a day! Wakka wakka!
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.