Something Awful, submitted by Lowtax. This site stinks and isn't funny and all its writers suck! This site truly is "Something Awful"! Ha ha! We don't get that insult at least 50 times a day! Wakka wakka!
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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