PiNKiS4BaRBiE, submitted by Me. After all that ugliness with the Scientologists, I figured you guys could use a relaxing break. So therefore I present to you KRiSTiN's PaGe! This page is all about harmony. Here there is no war or hate, because the myriad of random animated gifs exist as one with the gigantic blobs of brightly colored text that quot dumb poetry, song lyrics, and sickening internet grrl logic. It all comes together in unison to create a singular cohesive package of pure shit. Oh wait, I'm trying to relax you. This should cheer you up quite nicely:
it's funny how someone lives each day of their life not knowing that their existence is the reason you live. never be afraid to fall in love. it may hurt a lot, it may give you aches and pains, but if you don't follow your heart, in the end you will cry even more for not giving love a chance.
Now that's wisdom! Of course this and many other inspiration messages are heightened by alternating caps, "clever" misspellings, and illuminated via pointless images that are as stupid as they are sappy. I think the lesson we can learn from this and many other sites is that standards are in order and the government seriously needs to begin shooting people.
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