Herr Doktor - The Comic Strip, submitted by R-Lo. I have never been a big fan of the comics that show up in the "funny pages" of my local newspaper and even the comics appearing in big city papers are usually lackluster. I had always assumed it was because newspaper publishers are so afraid to take risks that they would never publish anything risky, opting instead to endlessly run boring and unfunny crap like Kathy, Garfield, and Mary Worth. After a couple years on the Internet my take on the situation changed when I realized JUST ABOUT EVERY FUCKING WEB COMIC EVER CREATED IS HORRIBLE. Below horrible, even more horrible than horrible could ever hope to be on its most horrible day in horribleville, we've got comics so totally unfunny and poorly done that they make you question the sanity of the creator.

Case in point, "Herr Doktor"...

After med school, the good Doktor immediately set about opening a help clinic...

Ha ha! I get it! Folks now that is edgy! He profits from the mental problems of others, WHERE DO THESE CUNTHOLES COME UP WITH THESE HOT JOKES?! I WANT A DIPLOMA FROM THEIR MOTHERFUCKING COMEDY ACADEMY!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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