¿?¿Whats Cooking At Cindy's Web Works¿?¿, submitted by Luke. If you like tasty treats and stuffing live scorpions into your ears, then you'll love Cindy's Web Works. This site quite simply has...

Yes indeed, this site has everything, like lots of dumb images! But wait, there's a lovely soundtrack as pleasing as having your ears soiled by a transvestite! I don't even know what means! Exclamation mark! Everything on her site is illuminated through cheesy generic web graphics that do little to draw you away from the giant monotonous blobs of text. Here's one of those feisty text blobs now:

I want to thank my friend Deanna for pushing (I mean helping) me to start my own page.And of course her 6 month old little boy Skyler.He was sucking on my hand so I wouldn't be nervous.He's so cute!!!! Thank you both.Back to food I will try and help you find things or just try and help.I want to set up a place so we can recipe swap!!

I know that when I was six I liked nothing more than to suck on hands! Oh wait, she said months, not years. Segue! But that's not what this site is about. It's about some woman rambling on and on about her kids, dogs, and lots of recipes. I don't know the slightest thing about cooking other than not to put my genitals inside a microwave, so I can't really say I tried her recipes. But if her sense of taste is anything like her sense of design, I can already imagine flavoring up my pants.

By the way, she has a guestbook.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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