Mayhem.net, submitted by Ivar. Speaking of going crazy, check this site out. You will fall to your knees, mad with insanity the second you see this. Horrible, epileptic flashing will send you into convulsions...loud buzzing will fry your brain. Hell, this is a total sensory devastation in all ways possible, because this site is so bad it even smells like shit. Well, not really, but I have quite the vivid imagination! As far as I could tell, this site is about internet criminals and is trying to be distrubing and whatnot. But I couldn't leave it on for 10 seconds without getting a headache, so I couldn't even find a quote. In fact, don't even visit this site - We'd get too many lawsuits from you guys for subjecting half our users to epileptic fits. Enjoy, if you dare!

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