One of my favorite Awful Links of the past few years was Just Mindy, a cool reminder that deaf people make and enjoy their own bad movies. On a darker note, Dragoness Life demonstrates that deaf people can also be furries and giantess fetishists. This guy, Mark from Arizona, has a gallery featuring "panther female friend" and "jungle dragoness encounter," and of course I didn't look at any of that shit. However, I really enjoyed the videos, in which he casts himself, wearing sunglasses and/or a fedora, in the foreground of goofy animated action involving giantesses!
Mark narrates the clips using American Sign Language. Some have subtitles; for others, fans provide them in the comments. (:16-:18 im thirsty for coffee :20-:24 giant woman is here) There's no sound, other than your own laughter.
Mark has a 'Mystery Science Theater'-style control center where he oversees all his giantess creations. Sometimes a lady-robot brings him a beer.
*Thanks to 'Me and My Nerdy Bat' for the great tip!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.