In an outtake from last week's immortal Peekaru installment, user Bonk paid homage to the grotesqueries his Something Awful Forum Goon peers concocted in the heretofore tragically unheralded Celebizarre thread. Thanks to his efforts, these unsettling distortions of celebrity photo spreads are finally ready for their close-up.
You'd need extra fingers to count everything wrong with NotJust4Breakfast's thread-launching image.
Poor Kelly will never find true love with her precious Ryan after ZenMaster's cruel cosmetic surgery.
PovRayMan would like to hear House make a smug wisecrack about this disfiguring ailment.
You know that kid from Exorcist III who had gold ingots driven into his eyes? He lived, and OutLaw has proof.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!