Of Elves And Men - It's no surprise that there's slash fiction featuring characters from Lord of the Rings, but a site devoted to coupling every single elf in the series with every other male character takes perverted obsession to a whole new level.
SMEAGOL: They cast us out. Faggot, they called us. Kinky deranged faggot. And we forgot the taste of cock, the feel of a fucking, the consistency of lubricant. But, on the upside, no one looks at us strangely when we go around stark naked. Yes, precious, yes!
And that's from a story that they rated PG-13.
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.