Jock Foot Fantasy (thanks Housser) - In spite of the goofy preview pictures, this site is not a joke. It's a real, honest-to-goodness paysite where you can see (presumably high or tranquilized) jocks take off their shoes and socks. For those of you who like your action hardcore, some of them even get their feet tickled.
I'm not quite sure what the fantasy is. "Oh man, can you imagine if some athletic guy, like, sat down? Then he put his feet up? Maybe then he'd take off his shoes - no, that's going too far. That'd never happen."
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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