Jock Foot Fantasy (thanks Housser) - In spite of the goofy preview pictures, this site is not a joke. It's a real, honest-to-goodness paysite where you can see (presumably high or tranquilized) jocks take off their shoes and socks. For those of you who like your action hardcore, some of them even get their feet tickled.

I'm not quite sure what the fantasy is. "Oh man, can you imagine if some athletic guy, like, sat down? Then he put his feet up? Maybe then he'd take off his shoes - no, that's going too far. That'd never happen."

– Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell (@DennisFarrell)

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