Flash Circle TD (thanks Sgt. Cilantro) - This link is terrible. It stinks. I hate it. Why? Because it ate up the last three hours of my night, which I should have been using to find an awful link.
Flash Circle TD is a Flash game (yes, really!) in which you build towers with various offensive abilities to fend off waves of increasingly difficult monsters who walk in circles through a maze, as monsters are wont to do. Figuring out a perfect build plan that maximizes each tower's effectiveness is a trial-and-error process, but it's definitely the good kind of trial-and-error.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.