Flash Circle TD (thanks Sgt. Cilantro) - This link is terrible. It stinks. I hate it. Why? Because it ate up the last three hours of my night, which I should have been using to find an awful link.
Flash Circle TD is a Flash game (yes, really!) in which you build towers with various offensive abilities to fend off waves of increasingly difficult monsters who walk in circles through a maze, as monsters are wont to do. Figuring out a perfect build plan that maximizes each tower's effectiveness is a trial-and-error process, but it's definitely the good kind of trial-and-error.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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