Flash Circle TD (thanks Sgt. Cilantro) - This link is terrible. It stinks. I hate it. Why? Because it ate up the last three hours of my night, which I should have been using to find an awful link.
Flash Circle TD is a Flash game (yes, really!) in which you build towers with various offensive abilities to fend off waves of increasingly difficult monsters who walk in circles through a maze, as monsters are wont to do. Figuring out a perfect build plan that maximizes each tower's effectiveness is a trial-and-error process, but it's definitely the good kind of trial-and-error.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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