The Holy Land Experience (thanks Sarahs Brain) - If you ever wanted to go to Disney World, but wished Mickey Mouse would get crucified several times a day, then you might be willing to give the Holy Land Experience a try. It doesn't have Mickey, but it's got another famous mascot: Jesus Christ.
It has all the sacred glory of the Bible transubstantiated into a log ride and gift shop, minus the log ride. Forgive me, but I am a firm believer in separation of church and theme park. I like my rides to be secular. Also I like there to be rides and not just dudes dressed in robes trying to talk to me about Jesus. I get enough of that at home.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.