The Holy Land Experience (thanks Sarahs Brain) - If you ever wanted to go to Disney World, but wished Mickey Mouse would get crucified several times a day, then you might be willing to give the Holy Land Experience a try. It doesn't have Mickey, but it's got another famous mascot: Jesus Christ.
It has all the sacred glory of the Bible transubstantiated into a log ride and gift shop, minus the log ride. Forgive me, but I am a firm believer in separation of church and theme park. I like my rides to be secular. Also I like there to be rides and not just dudes dressed in robes trying to talk to me about Jesus. I get enough of that at home.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.