The Holy Land Experience (thanks Sarahs Brain) - If you ever wanted to go to Disney World, but wished Mickey Mouse would get crucified several times a day, then you might be willing to give the Holy Land Experience a try. It doesn't have Mickey, but it's got another famous mascot: Jesus Christ.
It has all the sacred glory of the Bible transubstantiated into a log ride and gift shop, minus the log ride. Forgive me, but I am a firm believer in separation of church and theme park. I like my rides to be secular. Also I like there to be rides and not just dudes dressed in robes trying to talk to me about Jesus. I get enough of that at home.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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