Several readers have demanded the right to subject their peers to Leather Oaks' seasonal greeting cards, which involve hirsute septuagenarian Harold modeling festive outfits. Given that it's the holidays and all, I've granted their wish. Sure, many of you already have visions of Fetish Santa scorched into your brain, but if just one reader who hasn't already been traumatized by this site decides to visit, they'll discover the true meaning of Awful Link Christmas.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.