Several readers have demanded the right to subject their peers to Leather Oaks' seasonal greeting cards, which involve hirsute septuagenarian Harold modeling festive outfits. Given that it's the holidays and all, I've granted their wish. Sure, many of you already have visions of Fetish Santa scorched into your brain, but if just one reader who hasn't already been traumatized by this site decides to visit, they'll discover the true meaning of Awful Link Christmas.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.