Tommy Shaw wrote and sang Styx songs such as "Renegade" and "Too Much Time on My Hands." He's enshrined in the Alabama Music Hall of Fame. He co-fronted Damn Yankees, probably the third-worst 'supergroup' of all time (after Bad English and the Ratt/Cinderella hybrid Arcade). He has an official Web site, and it's pretty damn awful.
However, this isn't about Tommy. I just visited his page to distract me from the crazy gaze of "business professional by day, creative soul by night" Tammy Shaw, owner of the most nightmarish pair of "dreamy eyes" ever to bore into your soul through a browser window. Tammy paints normal stuff, like fruit and leaves and flowers. She also draws some odder subjects, such a bashful woodlands nymph and a linebacker-built baby ready to brawl with whoever disemboweled him. But things really get scary when it comes to the (NWS) boudoir photography and "life drawings," one of which connects the two Shaws. I can see this Tammy creation being a Tommy groupie. Looks about right.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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