The Official Website Of Michael Vick - While it's easy to kick a guy when he's down or hang a dog then hold its head in a bucket of water or electrocute it or just slam it against the ground, I'm going to run this Awful Link anyway. Mostly just because I like the last news update.
January 18Atlanta Journal-Constitution: "One thing's certain; quarterback Michael Vick is not getting traded. He's not getting cut. He's not going anywhere. Barring injury, Vick is the Falcons' starting quarterback."
Be sure to send in your $30 to join the Vick fan club today. Membership includes a Todd McFarlane figure which, unfortunately, is a generic "guy running with a ball" deal. If McFarlane had stuck to his usual motif of chains + blood + evil smile/glowing eyes, he might have created something disturbing for the first time in his life.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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