The Official Website Of Michael Vick - While it's easy to kick a guy when he's down or hang a dog then hold its head in a bucket of water or electrocute it or just slam it against the ground, I'm going to run this Awful Link anyway. Mostly just because I like the last news update.
January 18Atlanta Journal-Constitution: "One thing's certain; quarterback Michael Vick is not getting traded. He's not getting cut. He's not going anywhere. Barring injury, Vick is the Falcons' starting quarterback."
Be sure to send in your $30 to join the Vick fan club today. Membership includes a Todd McFarlane figure which, unfortunately, is a generic "guy running with a ball" deal. If McFarlane had stuck to his usual motif of chains + blood + evil smile/glowing eyes, he might have created something disturbing for the first time in his life.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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