Weeks after football's Big Game, debates still rage about related topics! For example, is Joe Flacco an "elite quarterback"? (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka thinks so; I'm sticking with Tebow, thank you very much.) Then there were some points that pretty much everyone agreed on, such as that Beyoncé Knowles put on a quality Halftime Show. But the entertainment didn't end there; an unflattering mid-action shot of her Super Bowl performance presented the SA Forum Goons with comic possibilities! Reportedly Beyoncé's publicist didn't want that fluky photo circulating in its original form, and I can respect that. However, I'm sure these altered versions are totally fine!
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.