Weeks after football's Big Game, debates still rage about related topics! For example, is Joe Flacco an "elite quarterback"? (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka thinks so; I'm sticking with Tebow, thank you very much.) Then there were some points that pretty much everyone agreed on, such as that Beyoncé Knowles put on a quality Halftime Show. But the entertainment didn't end there; an unflattering mid-action shot of her Super Bowl performance presented the SA Forum Goons with comic possibilities! Reportedly Beyoncé's publicist didn't want that fluky photo circulating in its original form, and I can respect that. However, I'm sure these altered versions are totally fine!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.