From Germany, fabled land of whimsy, comes Free-Smiley-Faces.de! This generous site includes "puking smileys," "war smileys," and several other animated nightmare orbs, none of which conveys any recognizable human emotion.
F-S-F.de doesn't have many categories, but it does offer a variety of color schemes. like with these fussball smileys:
If you send the love of your life any of these smileys, you're pretty much guaranteed a night of efficient German sex:
Okay, these next few are basically general-interest smileys that you could use for any occasion:
i hope you've had a good time Laughing On Line at these Free Smileys for mobile phones and MSN Messenger!
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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