From Germany, fabled land of whimsy, comes Free-Smiley-Faces.de! This generous site includes "puking smileys," "war smileys," and several other animated nightmare orbs, none of which conveys any recognizable human emotion.
F-S-F.de doesn't have many categories, but it does offer a variety of color schemes. like with these fussball smileys:
If you send the love of your life any of these smileys, you're pretty much guaranteed a night of efficient German sex:
Okay, these next few are basically general-interest smileys that you could use for any occasion:
i hope you've had a good time Laughing On Line at these Free Smileys for mobile phones and MSN Messenger!
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.