From Germany, fabled land of whimsy, comes! This generous site includes "puking smileys," "war smileys," and several other animated nightmare orbs, none of which conveys any recognizable human emotion. doesn't have many categories, but it does offer a variety of color schemes. like with these fussball smileys:

If you send the love of your life any of these smileys, you're pretty much guaranteed a night of efficient German sex:

Okay, these next few are basically general-interest smileys that you could use for any occasion:

i hope you've had a good time Laughing On Line at these Free Smileys for mobile phones and MSN Messenger!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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