From Germany, fabled land of whimsy, comes Free-Smiley-Faces.de! This generous site includes "puking smileys," "war smileys," and several other animated nightmare orbs, none of which conveys any recognizable human emotion.
F-S-F.de doesn't have many categories, but it does offer a variety of color schemes. like with these fussball smileys:
If you send the love of your life any of these smileys, you're pretty much guaranteed a night of efficient German sex:
Okay, these next few are basically general-interest smileys that you could use for any occasion:
i hope you've had a good time Laughing On Line at these Free Smileys for mobile phones and MSN Messenger!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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