Official Simpsons merchandise sucks, but at least it's based on things the show actually contains, like catch phrases and pop-culture parody. Sideshow Bob-Fanatics stretches the tie-in spectrum from bad to fucking atrocious, using time-honored methods such as anime renderings, furry-style anthropomorphism and homoerotic pedophilia.
Submitter Darth Methodist wrote "the fact that anyone, let alone an entire community, can obsess over such an obscure persona boggles my mild." But given the content of these drawings, it's probably safe to say that "unhealthy supporting-character fixation" ranks pretty low on the "what the fuck is wrong with these people" list.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.