Official Simpsons merchandise sucks, but at least it's based on things the show actually contains, like catch phrases and pop-culture parody. Sideshow Bob-Fanatics stretches the tie-in spectrum from bad to fucking atrocious, using time-honored methods such as anime renderings, furry-style anthropomorphism and homoerotic pedophilia.
Submitter Darth Methodist wrote "the fact that anyone, let alone an entire community, can obsess over such an obscure persona boggles my mild." But given the content of these drawings, it's probably safe to say that "unhealthy supporting-character fixation" ranks pretty low on the "what the fuck is wrong with these people" list.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.