Official Simpsons merchandise sucks, but at least it's based on things the show actually contains, like catch phrases and pop-culture parody. Sideshow Bob-Fanatics stretches the tie-in spectrum from bad to fucking atrocious, using time-honored methods such as anime renderings, furry-style anthropomorphism and homoerotic pedophilia.
Submitter Darth Methodist wrote "the fact that anyone, let alone an entire community, can obsess over such an obscure persona boggles my mild." But given the content of these drawings, it's probably safe to say that "unhealthy supporting-character fixation" ranks pretty low on the "what the fuck is wrong with these people" list.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.