Remember Worm Miller's front-page story "Superman is a Tool"? Read it if you haven't, it rules. Anyway, now it's a five-minute film, posted on Funny or Die and still very much alive. You'll notice it's now called "Superman is a Pussy," but Worm assured me it's not a brazen knock-off; in fact, he wrote and directed the adaptation himself. Check it out!
Expert analysis on the few things your cat likes and the many things it hates.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.