Remember Worm Miller's front-page story "Superman is a Tool"? Read it if you haven't, it rules. Anyway, now it's a five-minute film, posted on Funny or Die and still very much alive. You'll notice it's now called "Superman is a Pussy," but Worm assured me it's not a brazen knock-off; in fact, he wrote and directed the adaptation himself. Check it out!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.