Remember Worm Miller's front-page story "Superman is a Tool"? Read it if you haven't, it rules. Anyway, now it's a five-minute film, posted on Funny or Die and still very much alive. You'll notice it's now called "Superman is a Pussy," but Worm assured me it's not a brazen knock-off; in fact, he wrote and directed the adaptation himself. Check it out!
The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.