VGGTS Pictures (Thanks BanMeNow) - When normal people see a female video game character, they tend not to give it a lot of thought. It's a video game character after all. Other people who are not so normal might look at a female video game character and say, "She would be so much hotter if she was the size of a skyscraper and nonchalantly crushing an entire city while wearing a bikini or stuffing cars into her vagina."
In our magical Internet-driven world, these not-so-normal people are growing in numbers, finding strength and solidarity. It's baffling to me how anybody could look at a picture of a city with crude cartoon drawings of teenage girls in panties standing around and get aroused. We're really taking a nosedive as a species, here.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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