Okay, I know your attention span has been eroded down to nothing from all of these stupid videos I've featured over the months, but I'm going to ask you a favor: If I've ever made you laugh, vomit, cry or feel disgust for humanity, then please do me the favor of watching all 29 minutes and 54 seconds of this video. It is worth ever second.
What we have here is Complete (formed from the initials C, M, P and T which, of course, spells "Complete"), a band from Texas that plays music from "our hearts and our souls with sounds of the 70's and the 80's from our hearts and from our souls". One look at the wacky-hatted bassist, the mulleted singer or the drummer who is at least 57 years old, and you know you're in for a treat.
Watch the video, friend them on Myspace, download their album (that's right, kids, they're back together and offering their album for free on Myspace) and everything will be right in the world for one brief, shining moment.That does it for this week! Thanks to Nick, Ben, Joe, Denise, and everyone else that submitted videos. If you would like to join these infamous rapscallions and submit a video, you can do that here. Also, be sure to join our YouTube channel because internet popularity is the only thing that keeps my black, shriveled heart beating.
See you jerks next week!
"Complete,if you are watching and can read this I have only one suggestion-MATCHING STAGE COSTUMES,START WITH THE BASS PLAYERS HAT AND WORK YOUR WAY DOWN-you will rule the world!"
"if the lead singer finds this video, i might have to leave the job site to whop your ass"
" Just say 'no' to crystal meth"
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!