Ah yes, the classic tale of love and loss: girl meets boy, girl falls in love with boy, girl suspects boy of cheating, girl asks boy to let her smell his dick to confirm her fears. A tale as timeless as love itself.
This is the official video for "Smell Yo Dick" by would-be R&B artist Riskay. Riskay, true to her name, isn't above doing risqué things like using her Bloodhound like senses to sniff out other girls pussy on her boyfriend's dick. Perhaps more impressive than that is that Riskay apparently thought this was a strong enough premise to warrant making a 3 and a half minute song and video.
The video starts with Riskay talking some trash into a phone, presumably to her boyfriend. From here, the video is pretty much a literal recreation of the lyrics minus, regrettably, the dick smelling part. Look, I'm as straight as they come, but if you're going to write, record and make a video for a song about smelling dicks, then by God you better smell some fucking dicks in the video; especially if the alternative is, as she puts it, pulling "out my 9" and presumably murdering him in cold blood. Sadly, this isn't portrayed in the video, either.
The real pièce de résistance, however, is her boyfriend's verse, in which he implies that if Riskay continues this line of questioning, he will punch her in the fucking face and then brags about his enormous cock.
Congratulations, Riskay and random fat black rapper dude, you deserve each other.
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