At this point, it's time to put up or shut up. Phil can insult me. Heck, he can even insult all drummers everywhere, but BY GOD he will NOT insult my Irish roots that I proudly don't give two tugs of my Irish dick about. I hastily record a drum solo - specifically HIS drum solo - and fire it off to him. FOR IRELAND. Surely the BEST DRUMMER IN THE WORLD will recognize his own fucking playing and call me on my bullshit, right?
Hahaha, yeah right. Phil responds as predictably as death and taxes.
I make like Ashton Kutcher and inform Phil that he just got BRAINDEAD PUNK'D.
For those keeping track, we just went from 0 to Mob-Related Death Threats in 50 minutes.
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Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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