Submitted by Brendan P.
Did any of you ever see that Discovery Channel show that they play all the time with the conjoined twins where one of them wants to be a country singer?
This is the unfortunate result.
Heaven help us all.
That about does it for another exciting edition of AwfulVision! We laughed, we cried, we cried some more, we vomited, we cried, and then we curled into the fetal position and wished we were dead. Then we vomited some more. All in all, a fun week as usual! Thanks for everyone who sent in videos, and if you'd like to join the party, you can submit a video right here. Just be aware that I will hate you with every fabric of my being.
See you jerks next time!
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