Submitted by Brendan P.
Did any of you ever see that Discovery Channel show that they play all the time with the conjoined twins where one of them wants to be a country singer?
This is the unfortunate result.
Heaven help us all.
That about does it for another exciting edition of AwfulVision! We laughed, we cried, we cried some more, we vomited, we cried, and then we curled into the fetal position and wished we were dead. Then we vomited some more. All in all, a fun week as usual! Thanks for everyone who sent in videos, and if you'd like to join the party, you can submit a video right here. Just be aware that I will hate you with every fabric of my being.
See you jerks next time!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!