One of my favorite philosophers, Green Day, let us know that danger is around every corner and if we take the warnings given to us for granted then we will be harmed, killed or mutilated in the most gruesome fashion imaginable. Now, the forum goons here at Something Awful are a considerate and alltruistic bunch. They don't want to see you come to a horrible end. That's why they went to the trouble of creating a wide variety of warning labels for you to use. Feel free to print them out and use them to remind yourself that if you ever stop thinking about safety for even a split second, you will die. Enjoy!
We start proceedings with some wise words of caution from BABY COME BACK!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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