One of my favorite philosophers, Green Day, let us know that danger is around every corner and if we take the warnings given to us for granted then we will be harmed, killed or mutilated in the most gruesome fashion imaginable. Now, the forum goons here at Something Awful are a considerate and alltruistic bunch. They don't want to see you come to a horrible end. That's why they went to the trouble of creating a wide variety of warning labels for you to use. Feel free to print them out and use them to remind yourself that if you ever stop thinking about safety for even a split second, you will die. Enjoy!

We start proceedings with some wise words of caution from BABY COME BACK!

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