What is a period? Why are there so many videos about retards in this edition of AwfulVision™? Why did all moms from the 60's have high pitched duck voices? There are many things I do not know. These are some of the things I do not know. by Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey, Age 8.
"to the idiot "finalorbit" i wish ur ass did have a period. periods arent fun, what the hell are u smokin? u get it unexpected you could be sleeping, or makin out wit your boyfriend, or doing a split in cheerleading then all of a sudden u get it. and its not for 3 or 4 days anymore. generations change, its like for 3 to 19 days. u should really try just bleeding out of nowhere. or even better putting on a tampon and tearing skin "up there" just so u can swim while ur on it, or do sports."
"WTF!?!?!? They used a 6 year old down syndrone girl this is all sorts of wrong in so many ways. I'm glad I wasn't baked when I saw this. Nightmare city. 2:38 fucked me up the most. I'm a dad... I don't wanna know about that shit. Fuckin Weird. God I'm a lucky dad."
"so blood comes out of their ass?"
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!