What is a period? Why are there so many videos about retards in this edition of AwfulVision™? Why did all moms from the 60's have high pitched duck voices? There are many things I do not know. These are some of the things I do not know. by Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey, Age 8.
"to the idiot "finalorbit" i wish ur ass did have a period. periods arent fun, what the hell are u smokin? u get it unexpected you could be sleeping, or makin out wit your boyfriend, or doing a split in cheerleading then all of a sudden u get it. and its not for 3 or 4 days anymore. generations change, its like for 3 to 19 days. u should really try just bleeding out of nowhere. or even better putting on a tampon and tearing skin "up there" just so u can swim while ur on it, or do sports."
"WTF!?!?!? They used a 6 year old down syndrone girl this is all sorts of wrong in so many ways. I'm glad I wasn't baked when I saw this. Nightmare city. 2:38 fucked me up the most. I'm a dad... I don't wanna know about that shit. Fuckin Weird. God I'm a lucky dad."
"so blood comes out of their ass?"
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!