Mannix (thanks Susan) - This karaoke workaholic has recorded dozens of singing tracks for popular songs. They may not be to everyone's taste, but you have to appreciate Mannix's positive attitude.

More about me:

If I ever become famous, most of the income, I make will go to the poor children of the world. I mean it from the bottom of my heart. The photo of me posted, was taken in 1986.

Other interests:

I love to help the needed and the sick whenever possible.

Crank up the speakers, kick back, and let Mannix soothe you with the sounds of a little Chris Deburgh. He won't disappoint with his passion.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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