Submitted by Dean C.
I went into this assuming this was going to be some dumb, jingoistic, nationalist ego stroking, "oohrah USA" trainwreck wherein a baguette-eating Emperor Palpatine surrenders to the Rebellion after Han Solo shoots a single stormtrooper because lol the French am i rite?!
Needless to say, I was pleasantly surprised and then not-so-pleasantly horrified by the awful truth.
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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