Submitted by Dean C.
I went into this assuming this was going to be some dumb, jingoistic, nationalist ego stroking, "oohrah USA" trainwreck wherein a baguette-eating Emperor Palpatine surrenders to the Rebellion after Han Solo shoots a single stormtrooper because lol the French am i rite?!
Needless to say, I was pleasantly surprised and then not-so-pleasantly horrified by the awful truth.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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