Submitted by Dean C.
I went into this assuming this was going to be some dumb, jingoistic, nationalist ego stroking, "oohrah USA" trainwreck wherein a baguette-eating Emperor Palpatine surrenders to the Rebellion after Han Solo shoots a single stormtrooper because lol the French am i rite?!
Needless to say, I was pleasantly surprised and then not-so-pleasantly horrified by the awful truth.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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