Submitted by Dean C.
I went into this assuming this was going to be some dumb, jingoistic, nationalist ego stroking, "oohrah USA" trainwreck wherein a baguette-eating Emperor Palpatine surrenders to the Rebellion after Han Solo shoots a single stormtrooper because lol the French am i rite?!
Needless to say, I was pleasantly surprised and then not-so-pleasantly horrified by the awful truth.
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