Submitted by Adam K.
Doomed to a life of loving acorns yet hating Acorn... alas...
That about does it for another action packed AwfulVision update! Big ups to all the assholes who drive me to drink by submitting these terrible videos. I hate you almost as much as I hate myself.
If you'd like to contribute to Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey's parade of self-loathing, just submit a video right here and hopefully I'll be done curling into the fetal position and crying in time to use it for the next update!
See you jerks later!
P.S. I'm looking for someone to help me keep the AwfulVision YouTube channel up to date because uploading videos is tedious and boring as fuck but I feel bad for not preserving all our videos for future generations. If you want to help me out, shoot me an email and I'll get back to you with details. Thanks in Gameboy Advance!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!