Consider, if you will, the tragedy of a Neo-Con squirrel...

Submitted by Adam K.

Doomed to a life of loving acorns yet hating Acorn... alas...

That about does it for another action packed AwfulVision update! Big ups to all the assholes who drive me to drink by submitting these terrible videos. I hate you almost as much as I hate myself.

If you'd like to contribute to Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey's parade of self-loathing, just submit a video right here and hopefully I'll be done curling into the fetal position and crying in time to use it for the next update!

See you jerks later!

P.S. I'm looking for someone to help me keep the AwfulVision YouTube channel up to date because uploading videos is tedious and boring as fuck but I feel bad for not preserving all our videos for future generations. If you want to help me out, shoot me an email and I'll get back to you with details. Thanks in Gameboy Advance!

– Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey

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