Once in a while I like to post videos that I actually think are funny being that YouTube is composed of approximately 117% trash, you can imagine why I don't post funny things that often. Also, once in a while (which is to say "twice in the past"), I've singled out people that were so utterly ridiculous that the only way to properly destroy them as human beings was to devote an entire article to them.
Today, we combine these two completely unrelated things!
To give you a bit of background info, Million Dollar Extreme makes really insane videos that basically amount to what would happen if Tim and Eric and the guys who made Wondershowzen teamed up to direct a Beastie Boys video while high on horse tranquilizers and then traveled back to the year 1996 and made a Geocities web page about it. I know the zany effects may make you think T&E but for real, this shit is mad clever and well-written and doesn't feel nearly as contrived as half the YouTube Comedy(tm) out there.
Anyway, long story short, Million Dollar Extreme is actually trying to "make it" in the YouTube comedy scene (I have no idea what "making it" entails, but I think it involves showing up in a Weezer video or a South Park episode) and I'd like to do my part to help introduce them to the masses so sit back and enjoy!
So, long wall of text short, check out the videos, 5 them if you find them funny, maybe drop them a comment and subsribe to their channel if you're down. Also I guess maybe friend them on Myspace if you're a faggot and still have a Myspace page. Myspace is sooo Web 1.7.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
Grimy horror growler Rob Zombie's scariest music videos finally ranked to warn your children.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!