Here's one of the super secret deleted scenes from Spiderman 3. It was so secret that whoever posted it disabled embedding but bitch I don't give no fuck.
I lost over 300 lbs on the Weird 80's Bitch Tries To Take a Shit Diet!
I AM VERY MAD ABOUT A MOVIE BASED ON A COMIC BOOK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WHY WAS DR. MANHATTAN CIRCUMCISED IN THE MOVIE???? HE WASNT IN THE GRAPHIC NOVEL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Ha ha! Take THAT tennis!
Seth Rogan demonstrates the Sham-WOW! in the middle of a war zone.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!