Submitted by Cam E.
Synopsis: Two furry dorkburger lesbians go to a hardware store and buy 900 square feet of foam because foam is 0____o;; t3h wAcKy w00tz0r 0.o Along the way, they say things such as "teh" and "ehehehe" and ":/". I know this because they have generously decided to caption every awkward, nerdy thing that comes out of their mouths.
In the end, to no one's surprise, they win out; trumping my desire for self-preservation. Pardon me while I go choke myself to death with a belt. Do not weep for me, it is for the best.
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