Submitted by Cam E.
Synopsis: Two furry dorkburger lesbians go to a hardware store and buy 900 square feet of foam because foam is 0____o;; t3h wAcKy w00tz0r 0.o Along the way, they say things such as "teh" and "ehehehe" and ":/". I know this because they have generously decided to caption every awkward, nerdy thing that comes out of their mouths.
In the end, to no one's surprise, they win out; trumping my desire for self-preservation. Pardon me while I go choke myself to death with a belt. Do not weep for me, it is for the best.
That about does it for another ha-ha-larious edition of AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone who finds these videos for me so that I can spend less time scouring YouTube and more time crying myself to sleep.
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Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!