Submitted by Cam E.
Synopsis: Two furry dorkburger lesbians go to a hardware store and buy 900 square feet of foam because foam is 0____o;; t3h wAcKy w00tz0r 0.o Along the way, they say things such as "teh" and "ehehehe" and ":/". I know this because they have generously decided to caption every awkward, nerdy thing that comes out of their mouths.
In the end, to no one's surprise, they win out; trumping my desire for self-preservation. Pardon me while I go choke myself to death with a belt. Do not weep for me, it is for the best.
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Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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