Hi Dad I'm in Jail...

Submitted by Yotam W.

...I got convicted of being a danger to public health after I busted out these sick ass moves.

*hits rewind button*

...I got convicted of damage to public property after I tore the roof off this sucka.

*hits rewind button*

...I got convicted of arson after I set the dance floor on FIYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.

*hits rewind button*

...I threatened to murder a Democratic senator after he voted for Obummer's health care bill. Hmm, why does Odumbo worry so much about health care reform when he can't even find his own birth certificate???

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