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"fuck yeah every single one of yall are fresh as fuck... fuck everybody that doubts yall... send them my why ill take an axe to their forhead and show them a real JUGGALOTUS!!!!!!"
"hell ya no doubt u girls did it right fuck those non juggalos they dont know wut the fuck there are sayin to fat or to skinny fuck that it dont matter juggalettes are hella bomb just cuz they down with the clown "
"dude, I agree, I can't beleive that a juggalo would say a let is to skinny, you ain't no juggalo who hates on a chick for bein fat. "
Where is the TomTom Navigator now? 40.7 Latitude, -74 Longitude
Dissatisfied Star Wars fans have taken the women out of the Last Jedi with a new fan edit. They won't stop there.
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As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!