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But that's not all! You've also won the self respect to act like an adult instead of forever deifying Faygo soda and ninjas. No longer will you feel the need to include "clown", "lotus", "juggalo", "juggalette", "wicked", "wikked, "wikkid", "wikkit", or "420" in your online identity! Not only that, but you won't feel the animalistic urge to draw axes, pot leaves, and ICP art on every peice of paper within a 50 mile radius!ICLondon, ICFrance
The total combined value of your prize package is...... priceless! Yes, priceless! The joy and relief you feel when you realize you don't know a single ICP lyric and don't paint your face like a clown can't be bought for any price! No amount of money can buy you the sense of smug self-satisfaction that comes from realizing that the girls in these videos quite possibly sucked dick for concert tickets.
Congratulations, AwfulVision reader! You are the grand prize winner at Life!
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"fuck yeah every single one of yall are fresh as fuck... fuck everybody that doubts yall... send them my why ill take an axe to their forhead and show them a real JUGGALOTUS!!!!!!"
"hell ya no doubt u girls did it right fuck those non juggalos they dont know wut the fuck there are sayin to fat or to skinny fuck that it dont matter juggalettes are hella bomb just cuz they down with the clown "
"dude, I agree, I can't beleive that a juggalo would say a let is to skinny, you ain't no juggalo who hates on a chick for bein fat. "
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!