10. Site is a tribute to embedded MIDI / sound files.

Samples From Website:

"Well, sorry to be so long winded so until next time, as Killkron would say KILL, KILL, KILL !!!!!! ......!!Da!!"



SON: "Dad, will you design us a KICKASS website?"

DAD: "Sure son, but please don't use language like that!"

SON: "OK, dad! Oh, can you also record us an introduction .wav file with the microphone?"

DAD: "Can do, son! I'll make the best .wav file you've ever heard!"

SON: "Thanks dad! This is going to be the greatest clan ever!"

DAD: "It certainly is, son! Now go into the other room and hide your mom's body before the Police come."

You've got to check this one out, if not for the fabulous medieval theme, then for the wonderful wave file that plays on the introduction page. I'm still laughing.

Link for you to join?: Yes, but according to the page, they only accept "resumes"

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

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