1. Page takes over three hours to load thanks to a shitload of large, unnecessary graphics that are supposed to show off the clan leader's "l33t Photoshop skillz".
3. Website is overly violent or full of hate, revealing some morbid fascination with guns and killing.
5. Clan members have trouble distinguishing between fantasy and reality.
7. Page layout / color scheme burns your retinas and causes brain damage.
8. Website looks as if it were written by Jeff K.
9. Clan is not competent enough to check for / fix broken links.

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Description:I knew this site was going to be a winner when upon loading the link, my browser displayed "Clan Total - FUCK YOU!!!!" above it. This must be to scare away all the wussier people who want to join their clan, or perhaps get rid of the guys who have an I.Q. higher than paint. From what I can tell, Clan Total Wipeout has either disband or is currently in detention for 15 years to life. There's a mean "GO AWAY!" graphic on the front page which warns you to "GO AWAY!" by having "GO AWAY!" printed on it next to a nice picture of a hand flipping the middle finger. Between table frames of "EAT MY SHIT!" you can click on some l33t links, most of which actually go somewhere. If the part of your brain that handles all your reasoning is damaged, you can click on the "Join clan" button which will take you to a page with 1's and 0's all over it and "ROT IN HELL YOU STUPID FUCKER!!" at the bottom. I sure hope the clan members from this glorious group were able to disband and find lucrative paying jobs in the oil changing industry.

Link for you to join?: Yes, but I don't think it works.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

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