1. Page takes over three hours to load thanks to a shitload of large, unnecessary graphics that are supposed to show off the clan leader's "l33t Photoshop skillz".
Samples From Website:
"DONT EVEN BOTHER CHALLENGING US JUST ADD US TO THE PEOPLE YOU BEAT! NOW FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!!!
"GO AWAY ASSHOLE!!
Description:I knew this site was going to be a winner when upon loading the link, my browser displayed "Clan Total - FUCK YOU!!!!" above it. This must be to scare away all the wussier people who want to join their clan, or perhaps get rid of the guys who have an I.Q. higher than paint. From what I can tell, Clan Total Wipeout has either disband or is currently in detention for 15 years to life. There's a mean "GO AWAY!" graphic on the front page which warns you to "GO AWAY!" by having "GO AWAY!" printed on it next to a nice picture of a hand flipping the middle finger. Between table frames of "EAT MY SHIT!" you can click on some l33t links, most of which actually go somewhere. If the part of your brain that handles all your reasoning is damaged, you can click on the "Join clan" button which will take you to a page with 1's and 0's all over it and "ROT IN HELL YOU STUPID FUCKER!!" at the bottom. I sure hope the clan members from this glorious group were able to disband and find lucrative paying jobs in the oil changing industry.
Link for you to join?: Yes, but I don't think it works.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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