I love Christmas, don't you? It's awesome! The thrills, the lights, the presents, the fun, the gay apparel! Plus, even scum spend the holidays with their families! This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons kick back and get into the spirit, laughing all the way with their own interpretations of the classic Gotham-centric parody of "Jingle Bells."
"Jingle Bells, Batman smells..."
"...Robin laid an egg..."
"...The Batmobile lost a wheel..."
"...and the Joker did ballet, hey!"
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.