I love Christmas, don't you? It's awesome! The thrills, the lights, the presents, the fun, the gay apparel! Plus, even scum spend the holidays with their families! This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons kick back and get into the spirit, laughing all the way with their own interpretations of the classic Gotham-centric parody of "Jingle Bells."
"Jingle Bells, Batman smells..."
"...Robin laid an egg..."
"...The Batmobile lost a wheel..."
"...and the Joker did ballet, hey!"
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.