I love Christmas, don't you? It's awesome! The thrills, the lights, the presents, the fun, the gay apparel! Plus, even scum spend the holidays with their families! This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons kick back and get into the spirit, laughing all the way with their own interpretations of the classic Gotham-centric parody of "Jingle Bells."
"Jingle Bells, Batman smells..."
"...Robin laid an egg..."
"...The Batmobile lost a wheel..."
"...and the Joker did ballet, hey!"
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.