I love Christmas, don't you? It's awesome! The thrills, the lights, the presents, the fun, the gay apparel! Plus, even scum spend the holidays with their families! This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons kick back and get into the spirit, laughing all the way with their own interpretations of the classic Gotham-centric parody of "Jingle Bells."
"Jingle Bells, Batman smells..."
"...Robin laid an egg..."
"...The Batmobile lost a wheel..."
"...and the Joker did ballet, hey!"
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.