I love Christmas, don't you? It's awesome! The thrills, the lights, the presents, the fun, the gay apparel! Plus, even scum spend the holidays with their families! This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons kick back and get into the spirit, laughing all the way with their own interpretations of the classic Gotham-centric parody of "Jingle Bells."
"Jingle Bells, Batman smells..."
"...Robin laid an egg..."
"...The Batmobile lost a wheel..."
"...and the Joker did ballet, hey!"
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
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If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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