Uhm, so you want to be a cat therapist? I mean, I've heard of a lot of pointless jobs in my day, Disneyland Cast Member, Gamestop employee, webmaster, but this one just takes the cake.
Nokia should capitalize on this idea right now. "Girlfriend can't suck dick worth shit?! GET AN N-GAGE MOBILE GAME DECK AND PLAY ALL THE HOTTEST NEW GAMES WHILE YOUR INEXPERIENCED GIRLFRIEND FUMBLES WITH YOUR COCK."
This girl is in an abusive relationship. There is nothing funny about that. What IS funny is how the guy in the following image tries to score with her. Uhm, sure Bruce Lee, I'll be right over! You can hold me in your arms and protect me tonight.
Boy, that sure did come out of no where didn't it?
It's illegal in God's eyes, sinners.
Sir, the restraining order means she doesn't like you.
Thank you, sir.
I told my girlfriend I was going out for coffee. That was over six years ago.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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