1. Page takes over three hours to load thanks to a shitload of large, unnecessary graphics that are supposed to show off the clan leader's "l33t Photoshop skillz".
Samples From Website:
"the astral plane connects us to everywhere, including the matrix"
"we know more than you can imagine"
"what the hell is wrong with us, we have no firends?!"
Description:Oh dear god, this site makes Jeff K's site look like a work of art. The entire site has a disgusting 'Matrix Code' background making the text extremely hard on the eyes, let alone the multi-color text that looks like some sort of LSD trip. Speaking of LSD trips, the titles and pictures on this site look like they have been made on a h4x0r3d copy of Paint Shop Pro and had every single feature used upon them making them look like a pinata that has been vomited upon by small children. Of course the kid that did this has implemented a looping annoying midi in the background for your listening pleasure, which can keep you unconsious while you wait for the images to load.
Link for you to join?: Yes
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
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