Look up in the sky! Those aren't passenger jets leaving visible trails of condensed water vapor. They're government planes spraying SARS and other diseases on you!
Bill Nye is spinning in his
"afraidofsunlight" is a master of making people uncomfortable.
Great, it's the lady that doesn't wear makeup and sings songs in front of the post office.
Don't blame me, I voted for the guy nobody liked.
Well if the guy from "FLESH ASSEMBLY" and his cousin "SPIDEY" believe it, it must be true.
Whatever happened to the Fat Boys? They weren't in bed with the CIA.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
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