Look up in the sky! Those aren't passenger jets leaving visible trails of condensed water vapor. They're government planes spraying SARS and other diseases on you!
Bill Nye is spinning in his
"afraidofsunlight" is a master of making people uncomfortable.
Great, it's the lady that doesn't wear makeup and sings songs in front of the post office.
Don't blame me, I voted for the guy nobody liked.
Well if the guy from "FLESH ASSEMBLY" and his cousin "SPIDEY" believe it, it must be true.
Whatever happened to the Fat Boys? They weren't in bed with the CIA.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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