Look up in the sky! Those aren't passenger jets leaving visible trails of condensed water vapor. They're government planes spraying SARS and other diseases on you!
Bill Nye is spinning in his
"afraidofsunlight" is a master of making people uncomfortable.
Great, it's the lady that doesn't wear makeup and sings songs in front of the post office.
Don't blame me, I voted for the guy nobody liked.
Well if the guy from "FLESH ASSEMBLY" and his cousin "SPIDEY" believe it, it must be true.
Whatever happened to the Fat Boys? They weren't in bed with the CIA.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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