2. Clan either writes in haX0r lingo, gangsta rap, or pseudo-military terms they heard from "Full Metal Jacket".
Samples From Website:
"Welcome To Da Hood Of Da [Red Scorpion Gangstaz], If You Love Hip Hop, You've Come To Da Right Neighborhood. If You Suck At Quake, Dont Bother Comin To This Hood."
"Hey sup niggas, look whos here again, well who u callin a 10 year old mother fucker, quake 1 aint dead fuck nut. all the true skilled niggas still plays quake1"
Description:Yet another example of the adverse effects of hip-hop culture on geeks. This site has a "most wanted" section where you can view a list of quake players who pissed off clan RSG by "Crampin' They Style" while they were "Jus Chillin' Like A Villian" and there is also a "Top 10 Reasons Not To Join Clan [RSG]" section which is pretty good except for the curious absence of "you have at least a little bit of self-respect".
Link for you to join?: Yes
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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