First of all you need to acquire the parts. Some scientists maintain that you need fresh gear straight from the morgue but I've never had anything but dramas trying that. Hospital security seem to get a bit uppity when they see you stuffing bits onto the backseat of your car. Running off with a torso whilst dodging a hail of bullets is not a lot of fun.

More Comedy Goldmine

This Week on Something Awful...

About This Column

The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.

Previous Articles

Suggested Articles

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.