Who here has a life that wouldn't be enhanced by Kung Fu? You with your hand up, shut up you damn liar. Kung Fu makes EVERYTHING better. Even Pez. Think about shooting Pez across the room at sub-sonic speeds due to your martial art prowess! And so here we have Kung Fu in our daily lives thanks to the Goons. Buddha bless you!

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