The next shot shows me toting my bag of goodies back to the lab.
If you have your heart set on a midnight "freezer raid" then might I suggest you do it Weekend at Bernie's style? Pushing someone out of the hospital in a wheelchair is way easier than lugging an armload of limbs or a body over your shoulder. If people get too nosey imply the "patient" has a communicable disease or something. SARS is a Godsend but don't underestimate the power of Ebola to have people running for the hills. Splash some blood on your coat or wear a facemask for added effect.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
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