Defined in the "Urban Dictionary" a Camwhore is: A girl who sets up a shitty blog and webcam, then proceeds to extort money or goods, with netmeets, they get the money/stuff through paypal and wishlists. Now doesn't that just scream out PATHETIC? But on the other hand, I know I'd be doing it if I was a super hot chick. Feel free to send me money and stuff for imagining me as a super hot chick. Hell, I just paypalled myself 50 bucks.

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